THE EGO:
   I'm the guy who lurks
   In the heart of every man
   I'm the creepy jerk
   Dressed up like your dearest friend
  
   I am Jonah's whale flying friendly sail
   I'm the mind you're living in
   I - I'm the guy
  
   I'm the guy who thinks
   Of the press and interviews
   Like to walk a mile
   In God's favorite running shoes
  
   If you specify who has made you cry
   Who can give the suicidal blues
   I - I'm the guy
  
   I'm the one you can't get free
   I will always be
   Like a wolf that's at your door
   What your women wants is me
   I'm the one she's waited for
   She's waited for
  
   I'm the one eyed jack
   I'm the one you can't ignore
   Just give me somethin' better than that
   I'm the guy who wants more and more
   and more and more and more
  
   And then when I'm through
   You'll be turned into
   An emotional vegetable
   'Cause I - I'm the guy
  
   I'll tell you how great you are
   You're the best by far
   You're a drop dead centerfold
   That girl ain't nothin' - you're the star
   And your life will be controlled
   It'll be controlled by me