(Yo', man) Yo'
  (Open up, man) What do you want, man?
  (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
  (I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
  (The girl next door, you know) Man
  (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
  (Alright)
    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
  Creeping with the girl next door
  Picture this, we were both butt naked
  Bangin' on the bathroom floor
    How could I forget that I had
  Given her an extra key
  All this time she was standing there
  She never took her eyes off me
    How you can grant the woman access to your villa
  Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
  You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
  Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
  To be a true player you have to know how to play
  If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
  Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
  And you tell her baby no way
    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
  Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
  I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
  She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
  Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
  Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
  She said our dealy was over
    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
  Creeping with the girl next door
  Picture this, we were both butt naked
  Bangin' on the bathroom floor
    I had tried to keep her
  From what she was about to see
  Why should she believe me
  When I told her it wasn't me
    Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
  Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
  As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
  Seein is believin so you better change your specs
  You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
  Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
  Wait for your answer: go over there
  But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
  Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
  I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
  She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
  Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
  Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
  She said our dealy was over
    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
  Creeping with the girl next door
  Picture this, we were both butt naked
  Bangin' on the bathroom floor
    How could I forget that I had
  Given her an extra key
  All this time she was standing there
  She never took her eyes off me
    Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
  For the pain that I've caused
  I've been listenin to your reasonin
  It makes no sense at all
  We should tell her that I'm sorry
  For the pain that I've caused
  You may think that you're a player
  But you're completely lost
  That's why I sing
    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
  Creeping with the girl next door
  Picture this, we were both butt naked
  Bangin' on the bathroom floor
    How could I forget that I had
  Given her an extra key
  All this time she was standing there
  She never took her eyes off me