Well I arrested on charges of unemployment and he was sittin' on the witness stand
   The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man
   If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man
   Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
   Her mother said darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
   Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man
  
   Well a Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
   Oh but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to win a brown eyed handsome man
   She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
   I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand
   She walked thirty miles on route to LA to meet a brown eyed handsome man
   Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
  
   Now a two three to count nobody own he had a high fly into the stand
   Round in thirty comin' in for home it was a brown eyed handsome man
   It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
   It was a brown eyed handsome man it was a brown eyed handsome man