No-go showboat no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
  
   Well I got a wild custom that wins every show
   But it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   Yeah but everybody knows that she just don't go
   She's my no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   White wall slicks with racing mags
   She's just for looks, man, not for drags
   'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
  
   No go
   No go
  
   Well the guys all dig it they've got no complaints
   About my no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   And the chicks really flip for that metal flake paint
   On my no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   It really rates fine in the custom clan
   With hand-formed panels, tuck-and-roll rear pan
   'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
  
   No go
   No go
  
   Well the engine compartment's filled with all chrome goodies
   In my no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   Yeah but everybody takes me even old Ford woodies
   In my no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   When it comes to speed, man, I'm just outa luck
   I'm even shut down by the ice cream truck
   'Cause it's a no-go showboat (no-go showboat)
  
   No go
   No go
   No-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   No-go showboat (no-go showboat)
   She's just my (no-go showboat)
   She's just my (no-go showboat)