If you look at it you'll get drunk
  Frothing mass of filthy chunk
  Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
  To kick the ass of punks like you
  Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
  Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
  Where it came from none can say
  Though they do so anyway
  Memories of braincells lost
  Promoting drunken holocaust
  Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta
  Drinking, stinking, falling down
  Acting like a fucking clown
  A drunk who got what he deserved
  At least his corpse is well-preserved
  The Jagermonster comes to slay
  By making you get drunk today
  Then drive your car until it skids
  Into a busload of retarded kids
  Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck
  Bleeding retards in the dirt
  The funny things that you're not hurt
  The coops don't come, you get away
  You'll live to drink another day...
  Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to
  Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
  Oh, she's not a virgin?
  Still, we'll kill her anyway
  That means we can fuck her
  And fuck her we will
  Then we will go get drunk and find
  Someone else to kill
  Drunken vengence from the grave
  Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
  Beware the power of the Jagermonster!