I got a 20 sider on call
  dressed up and ready to roll
  Get up and choose alignment
  dressed up and ready to roll
    Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
  Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
    Check out my thief he's got the black shield
  dressed up and ready to roll
  Fan out to scope that fortress
  dressed up and ready to roll
    Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
  Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality
    We may not know any girls
  But we got graph paper guiding our way
  We got confusion, delusion
  And all of Friday night to kill.
    Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll
  We'll try to hide from Cyclops dressed up and ready to roll
    That was by far the best time that we ever had.
  That was by far the best time that we ever had.
    Get to the tavern have a few beers
  dressed up and ready to roll
  Pick up and Elvin bar whore
  dressed up and ready to roll