There's evil in my chair
  Yeah, there's evil in my chair
  There's evil in my chair
  He's simply sitting over there
  There's evil in my chair
    He's simply staring back at me
  And he is watching my T.V.
  Yeah, he is staring back at me
  He wants to keep me company
  Yeah, there's evil in my house
    And he needs a ride downtown
  Yeah, I got to give him a ride downtown
  Yeah, I'm driving him downtown
  Because he wants to hang around
  There's evil in my car
    He's flicking ashes on my floor
  He's flicking ashes on my floor
  He's putting butts out on my floor
  He knows just what I'm looking for
  There's evil in my car
    And he keeps to the down low
  But he don't like driving slow
  He knows just where to go
  Because he's always in the know
  And evil's gonna drive a while
    And I'm reeling from the fix
  And a whiff can make me sick
  At the time it did the trick
  Now I don't care if the time ticks
  And evil's gonna try to get me home
    I get lost along the way
  And there's nothing I can say
  Yeah, I get lost along the way
  A little farther every day
  And evil won't admit a Goddamned thing
    Evil got me home
  And he thinks I shouldn't be alone
  Until I'm better he'll be there
  Its like he really seems to care
  There's evil in my chair
    Yeah, it doesn't matter where
  I will find him waiting there
  There's evil in my chair
    Evil in my chair
  Evil
  Evil in my chair
  In my house
  Evil in my house
  Evil in my house
  Evil in my house
  Evil
  Evil
  Gonna live in my house
  Evil
  Evil in my house
  Sit in my chair
  Watch my tv
  It doesn't bother me