Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
  What's got into ya?
  
  Suzy you were such a sweetie
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Once you were my one and only
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Blow your mind on too much Kool-aid
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Took my stash and left me lonely
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
  What's got into ya?
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
  What's got into ya?
  
  Got to find my Suzy Creamcheese
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Think I'll go and start my car
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Really dig her, she's so freaky
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Heard *The Heat* knows where you are
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
  What's got into ya?
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
  What's got into ya?
  
  Cruised the Strip and went to Canter's
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Suzy Creamcheese, please come home
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Vito said she split for Berkeley
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Protest-marching Styrofoam
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, baby, now
  What's got into ya?
  Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now
  What's got into ya?