May it never be said she's knockin' them dead
  But is there a fame, it's such a cryin' shame what they're sayin'
  It's more than a game that they're playin'
  At the start as we all should know
  That she's some kind of sleaze, that's a social disease
  Shut up, shut up
    Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace
  She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
  It's all right with me, if she wants to be
  As loony as the day she was born
  Shut up, shut up
    Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me
    The story book lies, there's stars in her eyes
  She's one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her
  I couldn't have found one much better
  But there's something we all should know
  She's a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo
  Shut up, shut up
    Don't tell me that my best friends like Alice
  Who might wind up in a looking-glass palace
  It's all right with me, if she wants to be
  As naughty as the day she was born
  Shut up, shut up
    Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me
    Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace
  She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
  It's all right with me, if she longs to be
  As nutty as the day she was born
  Shut up, shut up
    Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me
    Shut up, shut up