When I was young I did questionable things
  My parents and teachers
  thaught me quite insane
  My priest kneeled me down
  and asked me to repent
  I said fucker get back
  I aint even half bent
  They junkyards my playground
  I laugh as fools go to church
  My parents threw me out cause
  I was the Devils work
  They singled me out like they once did to Christ
  I said if religions so great
  Why does it come with a price
  They sent me to hell C.O.D.
  They sent me to hell cash on delivery
  They Sent me to hell C.O.D.
  Into the devils arms he was waiting for me
  Now I'm an adult it's a new different game
  You'll die fast without power or fame
  I go in a bar, all the heads turn to look
  The regular boys say I came out of a book
  The jocks and the rednecks
  They just don't understand
  Why I won't pay the price
  To be in the promised land
  The mothers they don't want
  Their children near me
  So they'll never copy the behavior they see
  Now i'm down there looking up Kathys skirt
  Trying to grab some nookie
  But my fingers get burnt
  I run in circles looking for a way out
  The devil laughs and turns me into a trout
  I look in the mirror and to my suprise
  On Tom's forehead is stamped
  My utlimate demise
  They got me wrapped up
  In yesterdays news
  I looked down and read how I killed all the jews