Jo the waiter spilling wine
  Over some ex-friends of mine
  In zero cafe number 9
  What you gonna say this time
  
  Basic J, say, are you new here
  
  New ones walking down the stairs
  Pretty young thing but no-one cares
  Jo the waiter drops the tray
  Do you always know your name
  
  Jo the waiter smiled at me
  Jo the waiter's company
  I keep him in a book by my fireside
  A drama is my perfect bride