You know just the other morning
  I was hanging around in my house
  I had that old book with picutres of Madonna naked
  And I was checkin' it out
  Just then a friend of mine came to the door
  She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
  Said she didn't ever want to see me no more
  And I still don't why/
  
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm an alright guy
  Well I just want to live until I gotta die
  I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm alright
  
  This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
  I'm pretty sure I can still be the President
  But I dont think I'll ever get to be the Pope
  Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
  It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
  My old man used to call me a no-good punk
  And I still dont know why
  
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm an alright guy
  Well I just want to live until I gotta die
  I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm alright
  
  You know just the other night
  The cops pulled me over outside the bar
  When they turned on their lights
  And they ordered me out my car
  Man I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks
  But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
  Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
  And I still don't know why
  
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm an alright guy
  Well I just want to live until I gotta die
  I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm alright