I never brush my teeth and I never wash
  I guess I never bother with no brush
  I don't care about a knife and fork
  And don't you argue with the way that I talk
  And all you ladies want my autograph
  And have you seen my photo, have you seen my photographs....yeah
  
  I hit the city when the sun goes down
  I get this feeling that I'm running around
  I love virgins, I like 'em petite
  Cute little sister won't you sit on me
  End up scoring, over 5 dollars down
  You don't have to tell me I'm a clown
  
  Cause I'm a bad mother - try me and see
  I'm a bad mother - check my I.D.
  I'm a bad mother - got nothing to do
  If I could spit, I'd spit all over you.
  
  I'm a Man O' War, hey hey
  The demon of the semen, I'm a Man O' War
  And you know it for sure, yeah
  You better get back on your feet, I'm a Man O' War
  
  I tell my woman that I got this disease
  She says, "Honey, please, get down on your knees"
  "You look so sexy when you sing with the band
  Tie me up, tie me up, tie my hand".
  How'd you like to do it with the leader of the pack
  Cause baby, ain't got the germs and bad seeds back(?)
  
  Cause I'm a bad mother - I get around
  I'm a bad mother - I know the sound
  I'm a bad mother - nothing to do
  If I could spell, I'd put a spell on you
  
  Cause I'm a Man O' War hey hey
  Ain't nobody told you I'm a Man O' War
  I got a gun for show, yeah
  So get up on your feet I'm a Man O' War
  (Come on Mickey)
  
  Cause I'm a bad mother - check me and see
  I'm a bad mother - I got VD
  I'm a bad mother - got nothing to do, oh
  If I could spit, I'd spit all over you
  
  I'm a Man O' War hey hey
  The demon of the semen, I'm a Man O' War
  And you know it for sure, yeah
  Oh baby get up on your feet, I'm a Man O' War
  
  I'm a Man O' War, I'm a Man O' War
  Give me an image, I'll take it to the limit
  I'm a Man O' War, I'm a Man O' War
  Mamma's little soldier, I'm a Man O' War
  All right, yeah.