Robbed R. Pearson's paper, Lauren spent his half
  Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards
  Barry breaks the windows of his broken home
  Have a guess. His tiny mind's been stonned
  
  Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park
  He goes through people's gardens nicking laundry in the dark
  Roger left a sleeper across the District Line
  Yeah, his dad's a shipping clerk
  
  Boys let's have a laugh
  Let's have some mischief
  Fill a Durex full of water
  Throw it on a bus
  Take a pigeon to the pictures
  Let's cause a bit of fuss
  A bit of mischief
  Let's go bloody raving mad
  Let's do something really bad
  They won't forget the day we’ve had
  Some mischief
  
  Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo
  When they got caught by Gelmont Gibbs they had to wank him too
  Incentive didn't want two of Dave (Get it?)
  He failed his inter, failed his interview (Oh yeah?)"
  
  She's got crinkly hair
  Underneath her underwear
  I know cos I've been there
  
  (M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
  (M-I-S-C-H--I-E-F)
  Wow!
  Wow!
  
  Don't let's hang about
  Let's have some mischief
  
  Here, pour a locking fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres
  Hahahahaha
  Let's go and kill some kiosks, start a few more fires
  Could this be mischief?
  
  Let's go completely over the top
  Let's do the bop that just won't stop
  Let's go and have another drop
  Of mischief
  
  I'm sorry I done it
  I'm sorry I done it
  I'm sorry I done it
  I'm sorry I done it
  I'm sorry I done it
  I'm sorry I done it