You're looking at me why
  Sort of like a leper vibe
  Okay for your kind
  But it's too good for me
  
  And a hey I know I'm
  Never gonna qualify
  For all the bullshit
  Of your social degrees
  
  Oh look down your noses at me
  Hating my identity
  Oh but that don't mean a damn thing you see
  'Cause down here in hell everybody loves me
  
  Hey I know I'm anti-social
  'Cause you act like I'm infected
  With some atrocity
  
  And though I know I'm
  Every bit the same inside
  My face don't fit
  It's like I've got some disease
  
  Oh you keep your face turned away
  To strip me of identity
  Oh still got my fortune and fame
  'Cause down here in Hell everyone knows my name
  
  [Chorus:]
  Hell is home to me
  Might as well be
  I like it here and no-one else invited me
  Hell is home to me
  It has to be ('cause Jesus Christ)
  Nobody else invited me
  
  Now I belong
  I found my home
  'Cause even though I know things won't
  Get any better, they can certainly never get much worse
  
  [Chorus]
  
  Say my whole life I've always been disliked
  Ignored unless you're spitting insults at me
  And I don't know why you felt so justified
  In all the degradation that you dished on me
  
  Oh! Now my status has changed
  And you've got yourself to blame
  Oh! I'll grab all the attention I crave
  Now I'm running Hell and Heaven won't be the same
  
  [Chorus]