You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house
  I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked
  I was checkin' it out
  Just then a friend of mine came through the door
  Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
  She said she didn't ever wanna see me anymore
  And I still don't know why
  
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  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I just wanna live until I gotta die
  I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
  I think I'm an alright guy
  I think I'm alright
  
  Now maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope
  But it ain't like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the Pope
  I know I get wild I know I get drunk
  But it ain't like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunk
  My old man used to call me a no good punk
  And I still don't why
  
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  You know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a bar
  They turned on their lights and said hey kid get out of the car
  I was only joking when I called 'em a couple of dicks
  But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
  And now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicks
  And I still don't why
  
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